OpenAI's latest $110 billion funding round suggests that the traditional piggy bank has been replaced by something closer to a black hole with a very polite pitch deck.
Plaid, the fintech firm that acts as the invisible connective tissue between your bank account and your questionable spending habits, has reached an $8 billion valuation, proving that being a middleman is still the most lucrative profession in the digital age.
Stacks secures a hefty Series A to populate the financial world with autonomous digital agents, proving that the future of money is both silent and remarkably well-funded.
In a move that defies both traditional fiscal gravity and the basic laws of thermodynamics, Nvidia is reportedly considering a $30 billion investment in OpenAI—effectively funding the very customer that keeps its production lines humming.