Technology

A quiet farewell to the blinking, emotional-feedback mascots and conversational algorithms that tried to make our spreadsheets feel loved.

DoorDash has released a command-line tool allowing AI agents to order food directly, proving that humanity will spare no expense or computational power to avoid speaking to a delivery driver.

As enterprise AI costs spiral out of control, the corporate world has called in the ultimate hall monitor—the password manager—to audit the digital pennies of our new silicon colleagues.

In a bid to preserve the Socratic method from the creeping influence of artificial intelligence, the University of Chicago Law School has banned laptops and phones from first-year classes, returning to the quiet dignity of pen and paper.

Microsoft's quiet transition to its own in-house AI models in Excel and Outlook reveals a grand corporate truth: superintelligence is lovely, but a cheaper electric bill is even better.

As fast-food giants replace human servers with AI chatbots, the morning commute has become a high-stakes philosophical debate with a speaker box.

As Tim Cook prepares to move to the Chairman's office, John Ternus inherits a $4 trillion empire and a Siri that still struggles with basic geography.