As Primitive launches the first operating system for financial AI agents, we explore the delightful absurdity of giving a digital ghost a desk, a compliance manual, and a very strict set of rules to follow.
As the Financial Ombudsman Service prepares to mediate between disgruntled humans and polite algorithms, we examine the protocol for shouting at a spreadsheet.
The Australian corporate regulator has issued a stern reminder that while your chatbot might be able to write a sonnet about a toaster, it probably shouldn't be trusted with your life savings.
Chinese authorities have moved to restrict the use of OpenClaw AI in banks and state agencies, proving that even the most efficient algorithm can be defeated by a sufficiently determined bureaucrat with a clipboard.