Layoffs

As Bolt pivots to an AI-first strategy while simultaneously forgetting to pay its cloud bills, we examine the rise of the AI Alibi and the whimsical absurdity of paying staff in future-dated lottery tickets.

Meta considers a significant reduction in its human population to better serve the insatiable cooling requirements of its new silicon deities.

Atlassian decides that 1,600 humans are a small price to pay for a slightly more articulate Jira.